Special Delivery

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[KARI can't talk, but she mumbles and subtitles are under it]

[LARRY also can't talk, but mumbles like KARI]

[HVFA can't talk normal like Kari/Larry]

[Harry is also like Kari/Larry/HVFA]

[Surge is like Kari/Larry/Harry/HVFA]

Clay: Hey, look! We got a box! Is it the robot?

[opens box]

Clay: What the? It's a lifetime supply of natural male enhancement.

Sergeant: That's mine. Geez, I ordered it 2 months ago. When I order from Penguin Mail, I get it in a week.

Clay: You've used 2 lifetime supplies?

Sergeant: 923, as a matter of fact.

Clay: How long has it took to use them all?

Sergeant: Not including delivery time, about 2 weeks.

Clay: The whole point of a lifetime supply is to last a lifetime.

Sergeant: Yeah. Do they really expect me to spread out 8,000,000 pills over the course of 840 months?

Clay: Yes! If you take one a day for that long, you'll only use 25,567!

Sergeant: Did you actually do the math?

Clay: No. It comes with a calculator because you're their best customer.

Sergeant: Oh ha-ha. Last time it said I was only #263.

Clay: Yes, but then they all died of cancer!

Kari: That's impossible! I'm still alive.

Clay: What?

Sergeant: She's #3. We went over this last time.

Clay:  923 lifetime supplies in two weeks? That's 527,428,571.43 a day!

HVFA: Yes. I'm still #2.

Clay: What? Who is this?

Humphrey: Hi Clay! You left your radio on.

Kari: Great. Now they know about our plan to make them #79

Clay: What? How much is this gonna cost?

Sergeant: $22.74.

Clay: Seriously.

HVFA: He is serious. With Penguin Mail has found an entire dimension made entirely of natural male enhancement, allowing prices to be low, and deliveries to be slow!

Humphrey: But I found it.

HVFA: And I'm taking credit. That's why we're a team.

Clay: Seriously. How are you alive?

Kari: I don't actually use them. I give mine to Sergeant.

Clay: What? You use more than one million a day? Don't you realize what we could've done with 23 dollars?

Sergeant: What?

Clay: You could've got me 923 lifetime supplies of it.

HVFA: I just received word that a headless koala blew up the dimension.

Harry: Sorry, what did I miss?

HVFA: You're going to have to pay full price.

Sergeant: What? No!

Clay: How much is full price?

Sergeant: 2 cents.

Clay: That's not so bad.

HVFA: It's 2 cents each.

Clay: What?

Sergeant: You can't do this to me!

Clay: Wait. So you owe them 22 million dollars?

Kari: Where are we gonna get that kind of money?

HVFA: Oh, and you have 2 minutes to pay it off.

Sergeant: Don't worry guys. I just happen to have nearly 1,000 lifetime supplies of natural male enhancement. And luckily, a whole dimension of them blew up, skyrocketing the prices.

Harry: And?

Sergeant: So, let's all have a fart montage!

[pause]

Sergeant: Still waiting!

HVFA: No. Our prices have increased. I don't care if you were just about to buy that's the-

Kari: Who are you talking to?

HVFA: Your friend Larry.

Harry: That's where he is.

HVFA: Sorry, but you'll have to talk to the princess of Yultord for more information. Sorry about that.

Sergeant: Who's the princess of-

[telephone rings]

Kari: Yes, hello? The princess of Yultord?

Clay: You're a princess?

Kari: Shh! Oh? Just some friend. Never mind that. You have the wrong number.

HVFA: 30 seconds left to make a fart montage.

Clay: No time!

HVFA: Perhaps you'll be willing to trade. I can't help but remember you ordered a robot. Well, if you give it to me, you can have your idiot back and be debt-free.

Sergeant: That's great news, because we never even knew his name when he joined you for some reason.

Clay: I think he means Humphrey.

HVFA: I will use the robot for a new body that nobody knows, to start a new life. But I will also need a copy of Humphrey's voice chip so I can talk.

Kari: I think we should do it.

HVFA: 2 seconds!

Clay: Accepted!

HVFA: Accepted? What? If you agree, say something like "We agree", or "it's a deal" or something. But accepted? That's just so stupid.

Larry: Can you believe it? For the first time in 200 years, male enhancement prices have rose! Hey where'd you get that lifetime supply?

Sergeant: Well Spiritus, it's a deal.

HVFA: [girlish scream] You called me Spiritus! Err, until next time.

Larry: Hey, any of you guys happen to know the number of a princess Yultord?

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