Sunflower Electronic Voice Changer
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Clay: Spiritus. Come in, Spiritus. This is Clay.
Humphrey: Hi Clay.
Clay: Spiritus, I think we should have team names. We'll be-
Humphrey: Sorry, Spiritus isn't here, this is Humphrey.
Clay: Oh. Later, we'll have all the time forever to talk. So, if you see Spiritus, tell her to come up with a team name, and we'll be the Sunflowers.
Humphrey: Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! We'll be the Cheese&Crackers.
Clay: We're on the same team, Humphrey.
Humphrey: How come I don't get to vote?
Clay: No one did. So what?
Humphrey: Oh well. Hey Clay?
Clay: Yeah?
Humphrey: I have to poo.
Clay: Well, good luck with that. See you later.
MEANWHILE...
Sergeant: I think I should build a contraption to give Kari, Larry, and Harry voice chips.
[pause]
Sergeant: Who am I talking to? Wait, is Harry even a robot? Of course, he has no head.
2 MINUTES LATER...
Sergeant: Why am I still talking to myself?
2 MORE MINUTES LATER...
Sergeant: I can't believe I built this in 2 minutes. This is the best birdhouse ever. Well, better start that voice changer.
2 MORE MORE MINUTES LATER...
Sergeant: How did I built it so fast? Maybe it was all that male enhancement.
2 MORE MORE MORE MINUTES LATER...
Sergeant: Well, Kari. Larry. Harry. If this works, you each will have a working voice chip.
Clay: Wait-Why am I here?
2 MORE MORE MORE MORE MANTES LATER...
Sergeant: Geez, this switch keeps hiding from me.
MEANWHILE...
Humphrey: Doesn't Sally have any board games or something?
MEANWHILE...
[everyone in voice changer is being shocked]
[Sprinkle is a car]
[Sprinkle taps Sergeant's shoulder]
[Sprinkle/Sergeant are electrifird]
Sergeant: What was that?
Sprinkle [in Sergeant's voice]: Hello?
Sergeant: Hey, you sound like me.
Sprinkle. Yes. I had a blank voice file, and so I get the voice of the first person I touch. Anyway, is this team Sunflower?
Clay: I can't feel my legs!
Sergeant: Yes it is. We just made that name 8 minutes ago how do you know about it?
Sprinkle: Penguin Mail received information all about it.
Sergeant: We didn't order with Penguin Mail.
Sprinkle: That's the glory of it. We stalk you online and deliver your items first!
Sergeant: Well, we sort of got you for a worker of Penguin Mail.
Clay: I can't feel my arms or torso anymore!
Sprinkle: Oh. Okay then. Where do I go?
Sergeant: Well, we have a teammate there sort of undercover there, just use your radar.
Sprinkle: I'm not even sure if I have legs anymore!
Kari: [in Humphrey's voice] Stop this crazy thing!
Sergeant: Wow, I can't believe it's working!
Harry: [In Clay's voice] Who's voice do I have?
Larry: [in Sergeant's voice] Clay!
Harry: Aw.
MEANWHILE....
Humphrey: I still have to poo!
Spiritus: [In Humphrey's voice] Well, Humphrey, I have successfully got your voice chip, and I'm ready to get into the new body, so, soon, you'll be free to-
[door creaks open]
Spiritus: Intruder! [zaps door] Aw crap. It's just the mailman again.
Humphrey: Why don't you just use a blank robot?
Spiritus: Because that's too simple.
Humphrey: But isn't that what the Sunflowers did? And by now, it's been un-blank-ified, so you can't take over it.
Spiritus: Fine. I'll go find a blank robot, and you go back to your Sunflowers.
Humphrey: I don't have to take orders from you anymore.
Spiritus: Just go.
Surge: [In Clay's voice] What did you do to me!?
Spiritus: Honest, I didn't do anything. Must have just happened on it's own.
MEANWHILE...
Sprinkle: Huh. He's on the move. Time to use rockets.
[engine stalls]
Sprinkle: Wait a minute. I don't have rockets. What do I have?
[pause]
Sprinkle: Wait a minute. I'm a car. That means I get radio! Wait, but why would there be a station nearby? Wonder if I got GPS. I wonder what my horn sounds like.
[lady screams]
Sprinkle: I haven't heard a horn like that before.
[lady screams]
Sprinkle: I like it!
[lady screams rapidly]