Sunflower Electronic Voice Changer

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Clay: Spiritus. Come in, Spiritus. This is Clay.

Humphrey: Hi Clay.

Clay: Spiritus, I think we should have team names. We'll be-

Humphrey: Sorry, Spiritus isn't here, this is Humphrey.

Clay: Oh. Later, we'll have all the time forever to talk. So, if you see Spiritus, tell her to come up with a team name, and we'll be the Sunflowers.

Humphrey: Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! We'll be the Cheese&Crackers.

Clay: We're on the same team, Humphrey.

Humphrey: How come I don't get to vote?

Clay: No one did. So what?

Humphrey: Oh well. Hey Clay?

Clay: Yeah?

Humphrey: I have to poo.

Clay: Well, good luck with that. See you later.

MEANWHILE...

Sergeant: I think I should build a contraption to give Kari, Larry, and Harry voice chips.

[pause]

Sergeant: Who am I talking to? Wait, is Harry even a robot? Of course, he has no head.

2 MINUTES LATER...

Sergeant: Why am I still talking to myself?

2 MORE MINUTES LATER...

Sergeant: I can't believe I built this in 2 minutes. This is the best birdhouse ever. Well, better start that voice changer.

2 MORE MORE MINUTES LATER...

Sergeant: How did I built it so fast? Maybe it was all that male enhancement.

2 MORE MORE MORE MINUTES LATER...

Sergeant: Well, Kari. Larry. Harry. If this works, you each will have a working voice chip.

Clay: Wait-Why am I here?

2 MORE MORE MORE MORE MANTES LATER...

Sergeant: Geez, this switch keeps hiding from me.

MEANWHILE...

Humphrey: Doesn't Sally have any board games or something?

MEANWHILE...

[everyone in voice changer is being shocked]

[Sprinkle is a car]

[Sprinkle taps Sergeant's shoulder]

[Sprinkle/Sergeant are electrifird]

Sergeant: What was that?

Sprinkle [in Sergeant's voice]: Hello?

Sergeant: Hey, you sound like me.

Sprinkle. Yes. I had a blank voice file, and so I get the voice of the first person I touch. Anyway, is this team Sunflower?

Clay: I can't feel my legs!

Sergeant: Yes it is. We just made that name 8 minutes ago how do you know about it?

Sprinkle: Penguin Mail received information all about it.

Sergeant: We didn't order with Penguin Mail.

Sprinkle: That's the glory of it. We stalk you online and deliver your items first!

Sergeant: Well, we sort of got you for a worker of Penguin Mail.

Clay: I can't feel my arms or torso anymore!

Sprinkle: Oh. Okay then. Where do I go?

Sergeant: Well, we have a teammate there sort of undercover there, just use your radar.

Sprinkle: I'm not even sure if I have legs anymore!

Kari: [in Humphrey's voice] Stop this crazy thing!

Sergeant: Wow, I can't believe it's working!

Harry: [In Clay's voice] Who's voice do I have?

Larry: [in Sergeant's voice] Clay!

Harry: Aw.

MEANWHILE....

Humphrey: I still have to poo!

Spiritus: [In Humphrey's voice] Well, Humphrey, I have successfully got your voice chip, and I'm ready to get into the new body, so, soon, you'll be free to-

[door creaks open]

Spiritus: Intruder! [zaps door] Aw crap. It's just the mailman again.

Humphrey: Why don't you just use a blank robot?

Spiritus: Because that's too simple.

Humphrey: But isn't that what the Sunflowers did? And by now, it's been un-blank-ified, so you can't take over it.

Spiritus: Fine. I'll go find a blank robot, and you go back to your Sunflowers.

Humphrey: I don't have to take orders from you anymore.

Spiritus: Just go.

Surge: [In Clay's voice] What did you do to me!?

Spiritus: Honest, I didn't do anything. Must have just happened on it's own.

MEANWHILE...

Sprinkle: Huh. He's on the move. Time to use rockets.

[engine stalls]

Sprinkle: Wait a minute. I don't have rockets. What do I have?

[pause]

Sprinkle: Wait a minute. I'm a car. That means I get radio! Wait, but why would there be a station nearby? Wonder if I got GPS. I wonder what my horn sounds like.

[lady screams]

Sprinkle: I haven't heard a horn like that before.

[lady screams]

Sprinkle: I like it!

[lady screams rapidly]