Some Strangers Come to Town

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LAST SEASON ON GIRLS GONE WILD...

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We now present to you the new season of Girls Gone Wild

Now with 40% more sex jokes

And 300% more robotic voices like this stalling for ti-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ime

So now with plenty of further stalling

We will begin the new season of Girls Gone Wild

Right after these messages for Ted Bliitzle's Official Undergarments for your hand.

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Clay: Guys. I hear these totally "Smasmillious" bounty hunters are coming.

Larry: Yeah. The brothers- Hippo and Aor.

Humphrey: Aren't they the ones who inherited that speech disorder from their parents? Just like Boob!

Sergeant: Last time I checked, boobs don't talk. But then again, that was 15 years ago...

Humphrey: No. I mean Bob & Boob. From B&B co-

Clay: Shh! This is supposed to be a different dimension! We're not supposed to-

VOICE: One more time Humphrey and that fire won't just be in my pants!

Kari: Wait. Who are Hippo and Aor?

[gasps]

Harry: What? What? Why are we all gasping? Somebody poop themselves?

Humphrey: No, I'm pretty sure that's next episode. [sets on fire] AAAAAHHHHH! [runs off screen]

Larry: It just so happens that I have a signed book from them. It says "stop stalking us". According to the book, and I quote; "Hippo and Aor, two bounty hunting brothers who, like Boob, inherited a speech disorder from their father. When hired, they always enter with a knock-knock joke. Some say the most famous bounty hunters second only to Chess, who is disagreed by the duo who say Chess is one of the worst in history, despite the fact that Chess looks exactly like Aor. Being such a famous pair, their prices are extreme, ranging all the way from 5-10 cents. But some say, if you hold out 11 cents, maybe, just maybe, they'll appear right behind you." unquote.

Harry: A whole 10 cents?

Sergeant: We only have 3 cents!

Larry: Though it was written a long time ago.

Clay: How long ago?

Larry: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

Harry: 9000 what? Years? Days?

Kari: So wait, how much would it cost now?

Larry: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

Kari: 9000 what? Cents? Dollars? Euros?

Larry: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

Spiritus: Are you okay?

Clay: How did you get in our base?

Cop: We got an invitation for a party.

Harry: But-but-who would-

Hippo: Knock-knock.

Sprinkles: Who said that?

Harry: Who's there?

Sergeant: GET OFF MY LAWN!

Aor: I eat mop.

Clay: I eat mop who?

Larry: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

[pause]

Harry: I eat mop who?

[giggles]

Surge: I eat mo-

Clay: I get it!

Hippo: So let's get down to business.

Aor: Iffin' any yalls can afford it, who shall we aid in this fight.

Hippo: As all of you know, our prices are extreme. Our prices are-

Larry: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

Aor: Exactly.

Surge: 9000 what?

Sergeant: We have 2 cents.

Sprinkles: We have 900 Euros.

Cop: I have $33 trillion.

Clay: What? How could you get that much from such a sucky job as this for 2 episodes? This is bull!

Hippo: Very well. Lead us to your base, uh,

Cop: Cop.

LATER...

Hippo: This is your base? It's a whole.

Cop: Actually, it's more of a chasm.

Aor: Dibs on naming rights!

Hippo: Okay. Forever, this base will be known as the "Aor Chasm"

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS GONE WILD...

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