The Robot [something]
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[KARI can't talk, but she mumbles and subtitles are under it]
[LARRY also can't talk, but mumbles like KARI]
Larry: Do you really have no idea who I am?
Kari: The Easter bunny?
Clay: Hey, where'd his ray gun go?
Larry: Seriously?
Kari: Am I close?
Larry: OK. Do you know who you are?
Kari: Am I a princess?
Humphrey: Okay, guys. Enough of this joke. There is nothing behind me.
Larry: What is wrong with you?
Kari: I'm a princess! All princesses are messed up in the head.
Larry: If you're a princess, where's the king?
Kari: He's... um... busy.
Larry: Doing what?
Kari: Uh... he was... kidnapped. And taken to... uh... another dimension.
Larry: And how do you know?
Kari: He... uh... sends me postcards.
Larry: What postal service does he use to travel interdimensionally?
Kari: Uh... Penguin Mail.
Larry: Penguin mail?
Kari: No, Penguin Mail. You need to capitalize the "M".
Larry: Penguin Mail?
Kari: That's right.
Sergeant: Do you have any idea what they're saying?
Clay: We should hire a translator.
[water bottle appears]
[WB is like Kari/Larry]
WB: They aren't saying anything important. I think their logic processors are broken, if they ever even had any, and if you want me to listen more, I will demand a raise.
Clay: I meant a translator we can understand.
Sergeant: Just read the subtitles and you'll be fine.
Clay: Do you even know how to read?
Sergeant: Good point. You're fired.
[pause]
WB: You're talking to him, right?
Clay: You can't fire him! He already quit!
WB: What? No I didn't!
Sergeant: Why can't you just tell me what he says?
Clay: You just fired him!
WB: I'm pretty sure he was talking to you.
Humphrey: Why is water always so wet?
WB: You can't fire me! My programming won't allow it!
Clay: Think about this: Your programming can't accept that it was fired, because it already quit. But, its programming can't quit, or else it would be fired. But, it couldn't take the pressure of being fired, so you quit before you could. But-
WB: Nice try, but I was built with a built-in paradox blocker. Only a level 398 paradox can explode me.
Clay: Aren't there only 8 levels of paradox?
WB: I am a prototype for a 100% paradox-resistant model.
Clay: Just let me fin-
WB: Entering ignorance mode Q-801
Sergeant: Clay! I just read a how-to-read book!
Clay: How?
Sergeant: I learned from the book.
Clay: But how did you read the book if you didn't know how?
Sergeant: It taught me to.
WB: Nice try. Now if you excuse me, I have an update. Entering IG mode Q-801 3/4.
Sergeant: Q-801 3/4? I can bust through that line of paradox defense. What color is my underwear?
[WB explodes]
Sergeant: Works every time.
Clay: Wait. Why'd you blow it up if now you an understand it?
Sergeant: Don't the other robots have subtitles?
Clay: Abra kadabra!
Sergeant: We're robots, not ninjas.
Kari: No, no. Penguin Mail is very expensive.
Sergeant: Ow! My eye!
Clay: Penguin Mail? Sounds like someone needs lemonade.
Larry: Lemonade?
Clay: Ow! My tail!
Kari: Tail?
Clay: My 8-inch afro!
Larry: Afro?
Clay: My other tail!
[pause]
[Kari/Larry keep talking & ____ color subtitles make screen turn _____]
Clay: My name tag!
Humphrey: How come you guys all get eaten by _____? I want a turn!
Sergeant: I want to do something fun today.
Humphrey: What can be more fun than being eaten?
[Kari's subtitles are now sand color]
Kari: I have an idea.
[Kari talks & sand subtitles make screen turn sand]
[Clay & Humphrey fall into sand]
Clay: Not again!
Humphrey: Fine. I'll look behind me.
Clay: Now we're back where we started!
Humphrey: But now we have robot superpowers.
Clay: Where'd everyone else go?
[VFA is like Kari/Larry]
Voice from above: This is Penguin Mail. Have you seen a Ms. Kari.
Clay: Sorry you just missed her.
VFA: Wait. How'd she get in the other dimension?
Clay: What?
Humphrey: There's nothing behind me! I knew it!
VFA: Do you know Kari? Does she sometimes expose powers to just disappear into another dimension?
Clay: No, never. But if she's in another dimension, is there a Larry with her.
VFA: Looks like it.
Clay: How about a Sergeant?
Humphrey: Is there a flying pig in there?
VFA: Yes.
Humphrey: We have to go!
Clay: Could you take us there?
VFA: I could for a small fee of $3.99.
Clay: She said it was expensive.
VFA: ...And an intelligence chip for our trainees.
Clay: That's why they seemed so stupid.
Humphrey: But why did she say it's expensive?
VFA: ...And 60 pounds of robot flesh for our lovable dictator.
Clay: Where can we get 60 pounds of robot flesh and an intelligence chip?
[WB appears]
WB: I'm glad you re-built me. This means I'm re-hired, right?
[screen turns black]
WB: Wait. Wait what are you do- AH!!!!!!!
Clay: Thanks for the intelligence chip.
WB: Good think I have 2 back up chips.
Humphrey: 2? We'll have enough for Kari and Larry!
Clay: Yeah. I didn't flunk out of elementary school to not learn basic math.
WB: AH!!!!!!
Clay: Or maybe it was because I brought my dad's box of regrets.
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