The Other Dimension
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ARTIFICIAL UNINTELLIGENCE
THE OTHER DIMENSION
IT'S THE SAME SEASON, IT JUST TAKES PLACE SOMEWHERE ELSE
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[KARI can't talk, but she mumbles and subtitles are under it]
[LARRY also can't talk, but mumbles like KARI]
[VFA is like Kari/Larry]
Clay: So is this another dimension?
Humphrey: It looks just like the other one.
VFA: In fact it IS just like the other one. But better.
Clay: Watch where you use those subtitles.
Humphrey: Do we have an actual enemy army here?
VFA: Yes.
Humphrey: Aw.
Clay: Hey, there's Kari! And Larry! And Santa Claus!
[clay runs of-screen]
VFA: Wait, Humphrey. I can see Clay thinks he's better than you.
Humphrey: Well, yeah. I'm just a trainee.
VFA: Are you gonna take that from that scumbag?
Humphrey: My mommy always said "If you can't say anything nice, keep your big fat mouth shut you stupid little butt munch and let mommy have a smoke".
VFA: Yes. Ever since you were programmed, people have been taking advantage of you.
Humphrey: Well, yeah. That was, like, 3 days ago. People don't change that fast.
VFA: People don't change at all. I'm still working for Penguin Mail, you're mom's still dead and Clay probably still wears diapers!
Humphrey: Why don't you quit?
VFA: Listen, Humphrey. We can join together and rule this dimension. Then I can finally quit this job and go to a high school reunion without being laughed at! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Humphrey: Hmm. I do like farts.
VFA: [farts]
Humphrey: Ew! That's gross!
VFA: Just listen. How does this sound: [farts]
Humphrey: What's your point?
VFA: If we work together, we can rule this entire dimension! You and I can rule with an iron-
Humphrey: Couldn't people just leave to a different dimension like we did?
VFA: [sigh] Let me put it in a different way. I'll give you all the fried shoes you can eat.
Humphrey: Done and done! What do you want?
SHORTLY...
[shows Clay]
Humphrey: Clay? Hello?
Clay: Humphrey? Is that you? Where are you?
Humphrey: We now have radios.
Clay: I thought we just never used them.
Humphrey: Listen, can you move about 40 feet to the left?
Clay: Why?
Humphrey: Uh. I got you a present.
Clay: Is it a DVD?
Humphrey: Uh... maybe...
Clay: You need to stop giving the same things every week. Alright I'm here.
Humphrey: Okay. Do you see a big, red X?
Clay: Yeah, it looks like 100 feet to my right.
Humphrey: Oh yeah. I meant 40 feet to the right, not left. Anyway, go to the X.
VFA: Hurry! Not much time left!
Clay: What was that?
Humphrey: Nothing. Nothing. Could you try to run there?
Clay: What's the hurry will it explode?
Humphrey: Uh... no?
[explosion]
Clay: It just exploded!
Humphrey: Oh, you know DVDs. Always exploding on you.
Clay: What's going on?
Humphrey: Nothing!
Clay: I'm coming!
Humphrey: No, wait! He un-radioed me.
VFA: We must escape while we can!
Clay: Humphrey? What did you just do?
Humphrey: Nothing! I swear! I was shamboozzled!
VFA: If that means what it sounds like it means...
Clay: Where are you anyway?
VFA: I'm an eternal spirit symbolizing evil, okay?
Clay: Penguins are evil?
VFA: Yes, in fact, they are.
Humphrey: That's why you shamboozzled me!
VFA: Can we start speaking English?
Clay: You're one to talk.
Humphrey: You shamboozzled me because you're an eternal spirit and you wanted to take a mortal body so you could die.
Clay: I'm a robot. I can't die. And maybe it was to take control of me.
VFA: Wait a minute. Robots aren't mortal. I can just take control of you!
[Humphrey speaks gibberish]
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HVFA is Humphrey when overpowered by Voice from above
HVFA can't talk normal like Kari/Larry
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HVFA: At last, I can finally be real! But I still seem to talk badly.
Clay: Humphrey?
Humphrey: Yeah?
HVFA: No. I took control. You do nothing.
Humphrey: Can I still have fried shoes?
HVFA: No.
Clay: What is going on?
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