The Other Dimension

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ARTIFICIAL UNINTELLIGENCE

THE OTHER DIMENSION

IT'S THE SAME SEASON, IT JUST TAKES PLACE SOMEWHERE ELSE

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[KARI can't talk, but she mumbles and subtitles are under it]

[LARRY also can't talk, but mumbles like KARI]

[VFA is like Kari/Larry]

Clay: So is this another dimension?

Humphrey: It looks just like the other one.

VFA: In fact it IS just like the other one. But better.

Clay: Watch where you use those subtitles.

Humphrey: Do we have an actual enemy army here?

VFA: Yes.

Humphrey: Aw.

Clay: Hey, there's Kari! And Larry! And Santa Claus!

[clay runs of-screen]

VFA: Wait, Humphrey. I can see Clay thinks he's better than you.

Humphrey: Well, yeah. I'm just a trainee.

VFA: Are you gonna take that from that scumbag?

Humphrey: My mommy always said "If you can't say anything nice, keep your big fat mouth shut you stupid little butt munch and let mommy have a smoke".

VFA: Yes. Ever since you were programmed, people have been taking advantage of you.

Humphrey: Well, yeah. That was, like, 3 days ago. People don't change that fast.

VFA: People don't change at all. I'm still working for Penguin Mail, you're mom's still dead and Clay probably still wears diapers!

Humphrey: Why don't you quit?

VFA: Listen, Humphrey. We can join together and rule this dimension. Then I can finally quit this job and go to a high school reunion without being laughed at! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Humphrey: Hmm. I do like farts.

VFA: [farts]

Humphrey: Ew! That's gross!

VFA: Just listen. How does this sound: [farts]

Humphrey: What's your point?

VFA: If we work together, we can rule this entire dimension! You and I can rule with an iron-

Humphrey: Couldn't people just leave to a different dimension like we did?

VFA: [sigh] Let me put it in a different way. I'll give you all the fried shoes you can eat.

Humphrey: Done and done! What do you want?

SHORTLY...

[shows Clay]

Humphrey: Clay? Hello?

Clay: Humphrey? Is that you? Where are you?

Humphrey: We now have radios.

Clay: I thought we just never used them.

Humphrey: Listen, can you move about 40 feet to the left?

Clay: Why?

Humphrey: Uh. I got you a present.

Clay: Is it a DVD?

Humphrey: Uh... maybe...

Clay: You need to stop giving the same things every week. Alright I'm here.

Humphrey: Okay. Do you see a big, red X?

Clay: Yeah, it looks like 100 feet to my right.

Humphrey: Oh yeah. I meant 40 feet to the right, not left. Anyway, go to the X.

VFA: Hurry! Not much time left!

Clay: What was that?

Humphrey: Nothing. Nothing. Could you try to run there?

Clay: What's the hurry will it explode?

Humphrey: Uh... no?

[explosion]

Clay: It just exploded!

Humphrey: Oh, you know DVDs. Always exploding on you.

Clay: What's going on?

Humphrey: Nothing!

Clay: I'm coming!

Humphrey: No, wait! He un-radioed me.

VFA: We must escape while we can!

Clay: Humphrey? What did you just do?

Humphrey: Nothing! I swear! I was shamboozzled!

VFA: If that means what it sounds like it means...

Clay: Where are you anyway?

VFA: I'm an eternal spirit symbolizing evil, okay?

Clay: Penguins are evil?

VFA: Yes, in fact, they are.

Humphrey: That's why you shamboozzled me!

VFA: Can we start speaking English?

Clay: You're one to talk.

Humphrey: You shamboozzled me because you're an eternal spirit and you wanted to take a mortal body so you could die.

Clay: I'm a robot. I can't die. And maybe it was to take control of me.

VFA: Wait a minute. Robots aren't mortal. I can just take control of you!

[Humphrey speaks gibberish]

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HVFA is Humphrey when overpowered by Voice from above

HVFA can't talk normal like Kari/Larry

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HVFA: At last, I can finally be real! But I still seem to talk badly.

Clay: Humphrey?

Humphrey: Yeah?

HVFA: No. I took control. You do nothing.

Humphrey: Can I still have fried shoes?

HVFA: No.

Clay: What is going on?

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