The Enemies Attack
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[KARI can't talk, but she mumbles and subtitles are under it]
[LARRY also can't talk, but mumbles like KARI]
[HVFA can't talk normal like Kari/Larry]
HVFA: Now that I have seized a mortal body, the world will be mine! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Humphrey: I want some pickles.
HVFA: I don't care.
Kari: Who is he talking to?
HVFA: Now time to conquer and kill all of you.
Humphrey: They are my friends!
HVFA: Shut up.
Humphrey: You shut up.
HVFA: I ain't gonna shut up, you shut up.
Humphrey: I can keep this up all day.
HVFA: Good luck with that 'cause I'll be killing everyone then.
Larry: That doesn't sound very nice.
Clay: Maybe we should-
[building appears]
Clay: That was quick. Now we need to get-
Clay: It's been 10 hours we should check on them.
Kari: Give me a boost.
Larry: What do you see?
Kari: I see a square hole.
Clay: Yeah. What's in it?
Kari: Well, there are some walls and a few floors.
Larry: And?
Kari: Wait. I only see one floor.
Clay: Yeah. That's a lot of help. What else do you see.
Kari: Uh. That's about it. Wait. I also see a sky-colored ceiling.
Larry: There's no ceiling?
Kari: I'm pretty sure it's sky-colored.
Clay: Is something wrong with your logic chip?
Kari: I ate it.
Clay: Why would you eat it?
Larry: I think she said she took it off so she could shower.
Clay: Why would she shower in the first place?
Larry: Why wonder about questions when you can question wonders?
Clay: Because questioning wonders is boring.
HVFA: Bow down before Spirtus! King of this dimension!
Humphrey: Guys! You have to help me! I left the oven on in the other dimension!
HVFA: No need to worry. Perhaps my army can help!
[zooms out to show chess pieces]
HVFA: Huh. They looked much bigger in the catalog. Anyway, Black squadron, Attack Kari and Larry. White squadron, attack Clay and Humphrey. Wait- wait wait. Scratch that. I want to torture Clay. Just attack Humphrey:
Humphrey: Are you sure that's a good idea?
HVFA: Silence slave! Spiritus is in command!
Humphrey: You said your name was Sally.
HVFA: Shut up!
Clay: What was that?
Humphrey: Looks like Clay knows. Sally? Hello? Um. Spiritus?
HVFA: No. No! NO!!! Just because I'm a woman I- I will to make a good spirit! Can too conquer a dimension! Why? WHY!?!??!?!
Larry: Excuse me?
HVFA: White squadron, black squadron. Cancel the attack. Now that they know the secret, it's personal. I have to take care of them myself.
Humphrey: Does that include me?
HVFA: Yes.
Humphrey: How?
Larry: Hey! Here's Kari's logic chip!'
Kari: Oh no! I wet my self! [pause] Oh no! Humphrey's in trouble! [shoots ray gun]
Humphrey: Hey! What's the-
HVFA: What's with all the commo- [ray blast hits Spiritus]
Larry: Who did it hit?
Kari: Oh my god! I wet myself again!
Humphrey: Am I free?
VFA: This isn't over! I can still just pop up into any of your bodies at anytime!
Clay: So... is this a victory?
HVFA: It will never be a victory as long as I still stand. Bwahahahaha! [ray blast hits HVFA]
Humphrey: I'm free! [ray blast hits Humphrey]
Kari: Just checking!
HVFA: Now where was I? Oh, yeah. Ha! See you later! [disappears]
Clay: I wonder what ever happened to that pig.
Sergeant: Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Clay: Sir, where were you?
Sergeant: I had to attend a stupid CPR session.
Clay: What's the R stand for?
Sergeant: Repellant
Clay: What's the C stand for?
Sergeant: Caterpillar.
Clay: Oh. What's the L stand for?
Sergeant: There is no L.
Clay What does the P mean?
Sergeants: Repellent.
Larry: Guys! Stay on topic! Should we teach the number six good penmanship?
Kari: I vote we take a vote!
[HVFA comes back]
HVFA: Have you guys seen my contact lenses? No? Thanks anyway.
[HVFA disappears]
Clay: Wait. They left the armies behind.
Sergeant: Do- Do we eat them?
Kari: Uh. Guys? I fell in this prison.
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