A New Friend
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[KARI can't talk, but she mumbles and subtitles are under it]
[LARRY also can't talk, but mumbles like KARI]
[HVFA can't talk normal like Kari/Larry]
HVFA: White squadron. Build me a castle. Black squadron. Make me 4000 sandwiches.
Humphrey: Are any of them for me?
HVFA: Shut up. No. Once our castle is complete, we will reign supreme as king and queen of this dimension!
Humphrey: Uh. Which one will I be?
Clay: Stop right there?
HVFA: Give me one good reason why.
Sergeant: I'll give you 3. Bear trap.
Clay: That's 2.
Sergeant: Bear trap a step ahead.
Clay: That's 5.
Sergeant: Shut up. You try.
HVFA: How'd you find us?
Kari: We used the radios.
HVFA: I told you to disable it.
Humphrey: Yeah, but that was during nap time.
HVFA: Yesterday you said nap time was later.
Humphrey: Yeah, but yesterday was a holiday.
HVFA: Holiday?
Humphrey: That's right. It was national feces day. You really think you grew a moustache overnight?
Larry: You guys! I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance!
Sergeant: Now Humphrey, iffin' you're wiffin' for whiffin', you'll be wiffin' to whiffin' iffin you're wiffin for whiffin, iffin you're not wiffin' for cheesecakes.
Clay: Huh?
Humphrey: Iffin' you're wiffin 'for me to be whiffin', I'll be whiffin' iffin' you're wiffin' for me to not wiffin' for less whiffin' iffin' I'm not wiffin' for more whiffin'.
HVFA: What?
Sergeant: It's a deal with a side of mushrooms.
Clay: What?
HVFA: Huh?
Larry: That's what she said!
Kari: What did she say?
Larry: I'm not positive, but it sounds like either drugs or ear infecstions.
[Harry is also like Kari/Larry/HVFA]
[Harry is a headless koala]
Harry: I don't care what they said, I just want it back!
Clay: What back? Wait who are you?
Harry: Well, I am the real king of this dimension. The big twist is I'm hunting for my literal half-brother because a spirit took control of him. The same spirit who took my pet rock in second grade!
Humphrey: You look familiar.
Harry: I'm not done! I have another story for who I am. But now, you'll never know.
Clay: You look like Kari's head's body.
Sergeant: But wait. Your subtitles looks like a man, but Kari's doesn't.
Harry: Yes, but robots don't have genders.
Sergeant: But, their subtitle chips are in their heads, not body.
Harry: But, somehow you'll think this statement is a counter-argument.
Sergeant: You got me there. But, on the other hand,
[picture shows monkey's butt and yells "BUTT MONKEY"]
Larry: Guys, guys. The truth is Kari isn't either.
Clay: Eww. How do you know?
Larry: What do you mean? In the showers.
Clay: How'd you get in the women's?
Larry: What? I always thought it was co-ed.
Clay: Where did you think we were?
Larry: I always thought you showered when we were shutting down.
Kari: You're both liars! First, It IS co-ed showers. And second, I've never showered a single time in my life.
Clay: Say what you want, but I still think-
[beeping starts]
HVFA: Fools! You have wasted so much time! While I have implanted a bomb within Larry!
[beeping stops]
Sergeant: Sorry. I just re-heated some shoes.
[beeping starts]
HVFA: Fools! You have wast-
Humphrey: No wait. That's my alarm clock. It's nap time again.
HVFA: What? No! But they already know! And I still have to introduce the-
[beeping stops]
Clay: Uh. Mission accomplished?
[beeping resumes]
Sergeant: You guys here something?
Clay: I hear a beeping.
Kari: Yeah. I do as well.
Larry: What do you think it is?
Harry: Personally, I think I should say something.
Clay: Where is it coming from?
[beeps faster]
Harry: Now's it beeping faster.
Sergeant: Beeping is never good. Like in movies, it's always a bomb or something. And everyone always seems to be clueless about it.
Kari: We'll never be that stupid, will we?
Larry: Oh, no, no, never. Of course not.
[beeps faster]
Sergeant: Wait a minute, I heard a song like this it was like [says "na" in increasing pitch]
Clay: Yeah, yeah, but that's higher, not faster.
Harry: Where's it coming from?
Kari: Should we run away?
Larry: No, no. I think we should get closer. If it was a bomb, it definitely gone off by now.
[beeps faster]
Clay: It sounds like it's coming from inside Larry.
Kari: Should we still approach it?
[all crowd in towards Larry]
Sergeant: This is just how the song AND music video went.
Larry: I feel funny. Is one of you a clown?
Clay: Who here would break the army code?
Harry: It's not me.
[beeping becomes continuous]
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