How To Electrify Your Pants

Hello. And welcome to "The How-To Guy". Today, we will electrify pants. Helping me, will be my girlfriend, Maple Swan. Now where is she? What? Stuck in traffic? Tell her she's fired. Looks like it's your turn Spiderman. First, you will need: Pants. And safety goggles. For safety reasons, you will need: Safety goggles. And don't forget to put on your safety goggles! [puts safety goggles on side of abdomen] Now, when you have your safety goggles on, we can start. First: Get some pants. [takes off pants] Then: Using said pants, rub the pants against a carpeted floor. Now, you don't want to rub it with a circular pattern, rather a simple up-down line for-[gets electrified] Good thing I was wearing my safety goggles!