How to Feed the Homeless.......

Hello. This is the How Two-and a half Guy. Today, we will feed the homeless...... to the ducks. For this project, you require: Homeless people; Ducks; and safety goggles. As safety precautions, make sure you have: Safety goggles. Now to begin, first I don't have a homeless person, so we will just use Maple. Now, let's introduce our duck: Maple. Swan, duck, what's the difference? Because of the divorce, I am forced to let Maple show you how to do this one, so, I'm going to the bathroom. By the way, Maple, stay on topic. [door shuts] I'm a ninja. [door opens] Actually, let's just end this one, because I have a feeling you're just going to burst in the bathroom. See you next time!